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" The first priest shakes his head.

" A burglar breaks in to a house A burglar breaks into a house, as he's wandering through the first floor he hears Jesus is watching you , Startled, he looks around and he sees a parrot, as he sees the parrot it says to him Jesus is watching you , Hello parrot says the burglar, so your name is Jesus,eh? Barman: No I've told you, we don't have bread here! A: They know how to use their heads.

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Sick Most Mornings A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.

Aber was ist mit dir, da kommen doch ganz viele Strahlen, das ist sicher eine schwere Kriegsverletzung, Fremdenlegion oder so? Did we run out of flour again? Q: How do Germans tie their shoes? A pig jumps on the road.

Fliehen Sie den ganzen Film nicht einmal Angst! " Judas: ,,Jesus, wenn du noch mal so behindert reimst, verrate ich dich! Er kommt vor das Himmelstor und will rein.

Soon they hear a knock at the door.

Q: What is the difference between christianity and national socialism? We are going car to car collecting donations.

Um ihn herum liegen Holzscheite in rauhen Mengen.

But custody of the children was a problem.