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I always take life with a grain of salt.

A: Because they have cotton balls.

I told him, "Mark, my words! Why are art collectors such big fans of gasoline? Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of great family-friendly jokes for everyone to enjoy! What did mother color wheel say to her baby color wheel? I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation.

Art and any form of art has a magnetism that draws people from all over the world just to feast their eyes upon them.

The inventor of the throat lozenge died last month.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed? I like telling Dad jokes.

Need a few to spice things up with your bestie—or someone you want to be your bestie? " If you've ever shared a joke with a close friend, you know that's true.

A: Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

The decision was a piece of cake.

Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc.

Joy makes life colorful, just like artists do.

Some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology.