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" 89 What the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at the World Cup—just happy to be there.

The next day, his buddy asks, "Well, did you take my suggestion? Cornered, the guy then points his umbrella's tip at the tiger and shouts Bang at the tiger.

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At age 80, success is not pooping your pants.

With that out of the way, here are 100 dirty sex jokes that are also pretty funny.

A: It scares the shit out of their dogs! The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long.

" The woman says again, "Kiss me now! Here are the 3 best funny jokes to tell a girl: 1.

This funny little joke is best said with a completely straight face, and with as little emotion as possible.

Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane; I said that she's fucking Goofy! One says to the other, we should take off our habits so as to not get paint on them.