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Charlie: [to Jake] What about you? When Charlie wanted to pursue the relationship, he was heartbroken to learn that she was engaged and he'd have to drive her to the airport after the wedding, and that he'd never see her again.

"Two and a Half Men Review: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop".

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" Furthermore, after Alan's second divorce Alan tells Charlie that he needs him in front of a crowd of people to which Charlie retorts, "Anyone know a Charlie? The first man, Harry Grosky, left the family for a younger woman.

But eventually turns out that it was the only love of his life when he dumped Mia and confessed his love for Chelsea.

Charlie then made matters worse by vomiting on a baby in public while apologizing to her, and subsequently slept with Chelsea's best friend, Gail.

Jake: When you marry my grandma, what does that make you to me? Charlie, he only got out of sixth grade 'cause he couldn't fit in the desks anymore.

Rose was the one he had a one night stand with after meeting her in a bar only to find out that she lived just next door to him.

And if Voldemort was right and this was indeed pregnancy.

Charlie: Oh, I hardly think so.

that-- that's a pretty name.