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Once, a guy asked me, "How's the weather up there? I replied, "Why are you watching me pee? What we suggest is selected independently by the Kidadl team.

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I wouldn't say you're fat but you have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory.

Someone once asked me, "Doesn't it hurt your back while ducking under the door? The guy ran back to his car, got a set of jump leads, wrapped them round his neck and retuned to the club.

" In a weak voice the little Irish guy says,"What EXACTLY did you just say to me? Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

What should you say to the annoying relative who always asks you to pick things from the top shelf? read more So true story that I laugh about from time to time: as I sit here on the thrown I thought would share with the world.