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read more Talking through the late hours of the night into the morning.

" The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

" Then after it happens, they say "We're a still disappointed, but we can still make the best of this.

Did you hear about the depressed plumber? A tomato in an elevator.

B— What did the 0 say to the 8? How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment? Because I'm Taken with you Is your name Maya, cause I'd like to sacrifice you to the gods.

What's a bad wizard's favorite computer program? There are some funny hahah jokes no one knows to tell your friends and to make you laugh out loud.

Just went to an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other? A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a.