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11 Clean One Liner Jokes• Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: Man, that hit the "spot.

A: At the BP station! Between you and me, something smells.

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A: So brunettes can understand them.

A: Take out the pin and throw it back 50.

A: Bridge over troubled water.

What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Did you hear about the farmer who fed his cows birdseed and started selling cheep milk A butcher goes on a first date and says 'It was nice meating you' two lumps of vomit are flying through the air one says to the other ''you look upset'' the other one says ''I know i was brought up around here.

Men are like a fine cheese.

Q: Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? Q: Why did the barber win the race? A: An Impasta Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal.

She sells seashells on the seashore.

Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Stick with me and we will go places! Q: What did the hamburger name his daughter? A: Not everyone has been inside a 747.